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I like Golden Corral, and it has great food, but whats with all the fatass whales that live there? I can understand a few because it's an all you can eat buffet, but how do you seriously get that fat? When I was a little stupid kid my dad took me to Burger King every day. This isn't an exaggeration; my dad was way too lazy to cook or get real food for me and took me to Burger King every single day, and there I would get a large size double whopper with cheese (I now eat Triples.) and a blue slushie. I ate this every day, and right now I weigh 118 pounds (sorta light because I was just sick, and I'm still pretty young I guess). Some grils at my school probably weigh 3 times more than I do, and those whales can't fit through doorways unless they go through sideways, and they wear those disgusting clothes. I almost feel sorry for those 10 ton whales, but when I think about it I hate them more. I don't hate people who are fat because of a disease but when I see any fat person I automatically I have a burning hatred toward them. Especially when they sit on a cart in the Price Chopper because they are morbidly obese. Did you know that the fattest primate in the world is the human, then Gorrillas? But anyway, America is the fattest piece of shit ever, and we shouldn't ever worry about whales going extinct in this world anymore and I personally think we should harvest them for their blubber. Screw if everyone in China jumped off a chair then the Earth would be knocked out of orbit, just get 3 Americans and it would split the Earth in half.

Golden Corral and fat people?